June 23, 2007
Two “Mile-Wide UFO” Sightings Reported In Mainstream News
The Hillbilly rumor mill has it that George W. Bush and Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher have communicated with the terrorist aliens aboard the craft and they, the terrorist aliens, are intent on killing practicing Christian politicians. Rumor has it that George W. Bush is in his bunker, Dick Cheney is at a undisclosed location Ernie Fletcher is hiding in one of Peabody’s mines and Bill Clinton supposedly said “it all depends on what practicing means”.
I consulted my DAH, “Dumb A** Hillbilly, religious experts and they informed me that Clinton is right, the key word is practicing.
Then I contacted my DAH’, “Dumb A** Hillbilly”, UFO experts and requested them to contact the Terrorist UFO and the occupants. My DAH UFO expert contacted the terrorist and reported back that not one Republican and just a few of the Democrats had to worry.
I guess Bill Clinton was right, the key word is practicing.