June 3, 2007
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt offered $1 million Sunday to anyone who could provide proof of an illicit sexual encounter with a high-ranking government official.
Ok here’s your chance. If you’re getting ready to have sex with a high- ranking government official give me a call and I will videotape it for 5%. I promise I won’t watch.
If you’re trying to seduce a high-ranking government official into having sex, be sure to take them to a motel that has the Ten Commandments hanging just above the bed headboard (this will excite them) and then you will be able to listen to all the reasons why the Ten Commandments should be there while you’re getting screwed.
Give me a call. I have a good low light video camcorder, with a good zoom lens to capture the tiniest things from far away.