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Ted Haggard’s Cured

Hillbilly Report
Feb. 06, 2007
Ted Haggaard’s cured. It’s all the talk. Heard down at the truck stop that Ted was cured of his cross dressing too, and he's gonna have a yard sale with tons of Victoria Secret items, all kinds of make up, feminine hygiene accessories, and too many other things I won’t mention on this blog. Rumor has it he is moving to Kentucky looking for a good conservative Republican church to preach in; maybe The Most Reverend Congressman Ron Lewis can help him with that. Rumor also has Ted praying For Mitch McConnell’s teeth. We’re gonna watch ole Mitch very close and when he grows some teeth we’ll be the first to let our readers know.

Is The Most Reverend, Cut And Run, Rubber Stamp Ron Lewis Campaign Office Filled With Filthy Language And Obscene Jokes?

I have second hand information, from what I consider a credible source, that at least one Ron Lewis campaign worker has quit due to the filthy and obscene language, in and around Reverend Ron’s campaign. The person that allegedly quit, whose name I won’t mention, has been a supporter of Ron Lewis for several years.

The Most Reverend, Rubber Stamp, Ron Lewis, Congressman 2nd District KY. Going To Run For President In 2008?

According to my sources Rubber Stamp Ron is telling his constituents, after the November election he will form Presidential Exploratory Committee. Reckon this committee will meet in Rubber Stamp Ron’s closet?

Did Ron Lewis Meet In A Closet With A Local Hardin County Democrat Politician To Express His Anger With The Hillbilly Report?

I have heard from several sources (not just Democrats) both locally and out in the state that The Most Reverend Ron Lewis met in a closet, (July 3, 2006) at The Republic Bank Building 1690 Ring Rd. Elizabethtown, KY 42701 with a local Democrat politician (the politician was not Mike Weaver). My sources are good, but this will be a he said she said, unless of course the clandestine closet meeting was taped. According to my sources, Ron Lewis asked the local Democrat politician to come over to the Republican Party. Reckon Ron Lewis is not happy with the local Republican ticket? According to my sources Ron Lewis gave the local Democrat politician a stack of pages printed out from the Hillbilly Report and told the local Democrat politician (while pointing his finger at the local Democrat’s chest with authority) he was going to hold a news conference about my blog and request that the Hardin County Democrats remove me from the Executive Committee. Three days later July 6th 2006 Larry Ashlock, Chairman of the Hardin County Democrat Party asked me to consider resigning as an Executive Committee Member. Coincidence, I don’t think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!