Feb. 06, 2007
Ted Haggaard’s cured. It’s all the talk. Heard down at the truck stop that Ted was cured of his cross dressing too, and he's gonna have a yard sale with tons of Victoria Secret items, all kinds of make up, feminine hygiene accessories, and too many other things I won’t mention on this blog. Rumor has it he is moving to Kentucky looking for a good conservative Republican church to preach in; maybe The Most Reverend Congressman Ron Lewis can help him with that. Rumor also has Ted praying For Mitch McConnell’s teeth. We’re gonna watch ole Mitch very close and when he grows some teeth we’ll be the first to let our readers know.