Senator Mitch McConnell sir, when you say we have the finest Health Care system in the world I have to wonder who the we are. Are you pregnant or do you have a mouse in your pocket? Or could the we be you and Elaine. After all sir you and Elaine do have very good Health Care plans, paid for by folks like me.
Senator Mitch McConnell sir, are the health Care expenditures for you, Elaine, your senator friends, their spouses and children Revenue Neutral, or Deficit Neutral, or is Revenue Neutral, or Deficit Neutral something that applies only to folks like us that are funding your socially subsidized health care plan?
Senator Mitch McConnell sir, I realize this is a touchy subject, but do you have Alzheimer's
or have you forgot all of the Non Revenue Neutral, or Non Deficit
Neutral spending you supported while your pal George Bush Was
President? You know the same George Bush that gave your wife the cushy Labor Secretary job?
Bare with me Senator Mitch McConnell sir, I have just a few more questions. Was "Shock and Awe" Revenue Neutral, or Deficit Neutral? Was the Iraq War Revenue Neutral, or Deficit Neutral?
Senator Mitch McConnell sir after long and careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that you are a very sick man with Alzheimer's or you are a liar. Personally I believe it's the latter rather than the former, because you've been doing the latter for a very long time and it's hard to believe you had the former at such a young age.