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Birth Certificate Indicates Senator Mitch McConnell Is Barack Obama's Sister!

Maybe this explains why Senator Mitch McConnell won't release his military records.

Senator Jim Bunning Leaves Senator Mitch McConnell's, "Baseball For Dummies", Training Camp!

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When Senator Jim Bunning was elected to the senate he had a choice to suit up and pitch for the folks who sent him there or for the Neo Cons that were, and are, against the folks that sent him there. Senator Bunning made his choice and has been throwing his constituents curve balls ever since, but when his constitiuents started hitting his ever worsening curve balls out of the park he went to Senator Mitch McConnell's, "Baseball For Dummies", training camp to learn how to throw shit spit balls, but Senator Bunning couldn't figure out if he was supposed to shit on the ball or spit on the ball and as a result Senator Mitch McConnell kicked him out of the camp and is looking for a new pitcher to throw for the Neo Cons and "Sleepy" David Williams seems to be his choice.
It has been reported that Senator Bunning left Senator Mitch McConnell's, "Baseball For Dummies", training camp in a huff and went directly to Rush limbaugh's "Limp Ball Arm Rejuvanation" training camp and with the help of a few pills has stiffened up his pitches.
The 2010 election is going to be funnier than Comedy Central.

The Last Tango, Youtube Video.

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Glendale, Kentucky
October 4, 2007
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Mitch McConnell And Larry Craig Fly Over In Helicopter On Their Way To The Minneapolis Airport Bath Room And Drop Their Deardoe Spoof. Youtube Video.

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Glendale, Kentucky
September 20, 2007
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FDA Bans Pardonol

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Glendale, Kentucky
September 7, 2007
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The FDA has banned the drug Pardonol. According to my source the drug is popular among Republicans and personalities like Rush Limpball and Ann Coulter. It's been rumored that George W. Bush started taking the drug just before he commutated Lewis "Scooter" Libby's prison sentence and Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher pops them like candy. The FDA decided to evaluate the drug when they received complaints from Democrats claiming the drug didn't work for them and  RNC Pharmaceuticals had designed the drug to work only for Right Wing Neo Con Republicans.
After months of studying the drug Pardonol the FDA found  RNC Pharmaceuticals had made a huge mistake in the drug formulation. It seems  RNC Pharmaceuticals was adding huge amounts of estrogen to Pardonol  instead of testosterone. It's not clear if Larry Craig was taking Pardonol, before his bathroom escapade but the FDA has made it clear this is one of the side effects. Senator Mitch McConnell is standing up for RNC Pharmaceuticals and Pardonol. He claims there's nothing wrong with  Pardonol and will continue to take it. 

Somewhere In Kentucky. Youtube Video

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Glendale, Kentucky
September 6, 2007
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Mitch McConnell’s Advice To Larry Craig, Stay In The Shadows Like I Do!

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September 4, 2007
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