James Pence Videos Parody When Senator Jim Bunning was elected to the senate he had a choice to suit up and pitch for the folks who sent him there or for the Neo Cons that were, and are, against the folks that sent him there. Senator Bunning made his choice and has been throwing his constituents curve balls ever since, but when his constitiuents started hitting his ever worsening curve balls out of the park he went to Senator Mitch McConnell's, "Baseball For Dummies", training camp to learn how to throw shit spit balls, but Senator Bunning couldn't figure out if he was supposed to shit on the ball or spit on the ball and as a result Senator Mitch McConnell kicked him out of the camp and is looking for a new pitcher to throw for the Neo Cons and "Sleepy" David Williams seems to be his choice. It has been reported that Senator Bunning left Senator Mitch McConnell's, "Baseball For Dummies", training camp in a huff and went directly to Rush limbaugh's "Limp Ball Arm Rejuvanation" training camp and with the help of a few pills has stiffened up his pitches. The 2010 election is going to be funnier than Comedy Central.
Hillbilly Report Glendale, Kentucky September 7, 2007 www.hillbillyreport.com www.ditchmitchky.com Parody
The FDA has banned the
drug Pardonol. According to my source the drug is popular among
Republicans and personalities like
Rush Limpball and Ann Coulter. It's been rumored that George W. Bush started
taking the drug just before he commutated
Lewis "Scooter" Libby's prison sentence and
Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher pops them like candy. The FDA decided to
evaluate the drug when they received complaints from Democrats claiming the drug
didn't work for them and RNC Pharmaceuticals had designed the drug to work
only for Right Wing Neo Con Republicans.
After months of studying the drug Pardonol the FDA found RNC
Pharmaceuticals had made a huge mistake in the drug formulation. It seems
RNC Pharmaceuticals was adding huge amounts of estrogen to Pardonol
instead of testosterone. It's not clear if
Larry Craig was taking Pardonol, before his bathroom escapade but the FDA
has made it clear this is one of the side effects. Senator Mitch McConnell is
standing up for RNC Pharmaceuticals and Pardonol. He claims there's nothing
wrong with Pardonol and will continue to take it.